09:15am
ARGH! The internet is broken! (paces up and down)

09:25am
I know! I haven't played Solitaire for a while! (fires up solitaire)

09:30am
Bah. This is crap. (taps fingers on the desk) What to do? I know!

(tidies up desktop, deletes a few shortcuts) Ooh! I didn't know I had that!

09:35am
I wonder if it's on again yet? (checks) Nope.. Crap. Maybe I should get dressed or something. (goes to get dressed)

09:38am
Working yet? GOD what's the matter with it??? This is ridiculous. Some of us have lives!

10:09am
thank fuck for that!

(publishes)